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If the fact that her belly doubled in size didn’t tip you off that Jennifer Lopez might be pregnant, the recent cancellation of her San Diego concert might have. And if neither of these got you questioning the state of J-Lo’s womb, then congratulations. You have a life. [Hollyscoop]
…And we’re jealous of that life, so we’re going to make you waste two minutes and thirty seconds of it watching video footage of Lopez’ announcement. [YouTube]
But could it be that she’s harboring two zombie-Fly Girl hybrids in that ever-expanding paunch? [E! News]
Let’s take a look at her shopping purchases and see if we can find out! Or, God please, let’s not! [Lossip]
But is this visual affirmation that she and Marc Anthony have actually, like, “done it” really any of our business? (Answer: Ewww! Sex between these two probably looks like a chihuahua diving into a bucket of KFC) [MTV News]