Worst Cheating Jock: Alex Rodriguez Vs. Oscar de la Hoya

Alex Rodriguez

Oscar de la Hoya

• Eligibility: Dominican-American from Miami
• Claim To Fame: Most highly paid contract in sports history. Never mind that he didn’t score anything for the Yankees for two seasons.
• Why He’s Embarrassing: Married A-Rod fell in the public’s esteem when, in May 2007 he was spotted at a Toronto strip club with Joslyn Noel Morse, an exotic dancer at Scores Las Vegas who was featured in Playboy. During that week, the two were spotted in more places than Elvis’ ghost. Shortly thereafter, his wife Cynthia appeared at one of his games showing the signs of stress on her back. It read, “Fuck You.”

• Eligibility: Mexican-American from Los Angeles
• Claim To Fame:: Boxing champion, olympic gold medalist and romantic song stylist.
• Why He’s Embarrassing: This summer, photos circulated on the internet of Oscar and a young, Russian exotic dancer named Milana Dravnel playing dress up in a Philadelphia hotel room. It turns out Oscar has a thing for ladies nighties. On himself. This would all be cool, of course, if he weren’t married to someone else. Yeeouch.