Your Government Warns: Weed Will Make You A Dirty Slut
2 November 2007, 5:55 PM. By Guanabee Staff
America’s latest “Above The Influence” anti-marijuana spot plays like a WWII venereal disease educational film. Dialogue and all:
Hispasian Looking Girl On Cell Phone: Hey girl, que pasa? Our weekend was crazy–what I can remember! Wait, wait, wait. Slow down, chica. Take it easy. A what? A picture of me? Who sent it to you? How did she get it? I’m not even friends with her! You gotta send it to me now.
(SFX of picture message arriving on her phone.)
This must have been from Saturday night. I was SO HIGH. Who do you think got it?
(Cut to shots of other kids giving her the evil eye she deserves. And scene.)
It kind of makes us want to smoke a bowl and email pictures of our chochas to George Bush. But who hasn’t seen THAT already? (Especially Gabriel’s.)
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It’s too bad Paulia Rubio didn’t watch that helpful video before she applied for a U.S. visa.
And that is going to stop people from smoking weed?
eeesh!
What is this? The Vanessa Hudgens story?!
weed = dirty slut
coke = filthy whore
meth = britney spears
i love the new math
Looks like some drunk high school kid came up with an idea that doesn’t translate very well.