Kelly is a typical teen girl who loves shoes and hates text message break-ups. Her Aunt Susan is in town with her Latina life partner, Maria, who kindly takes the time to teach us about the intricacies, the ins and outs if you will, of her relationship. In Spanish! Kelly’s mom, meanwhile, shows you why you should never trust a betch with a bowl cut:

“That language I don’t understand. And, therefore, it makes me angry.”