Mexican singer and former child-molester-enabler Gloria Trevi is in trouble again, this time because of her dealings with Fernando Rodríguez Mondragón, whose father was big-time Colombian drug-lord Gilberto Rodríguez Orejuela. In his book El Hijo Del Ajedrista II, [Ed. note: The Godfather II and The Empire Strikes Back were both already taken, sadly.], Mondragón writes that his father’s drug money helped finance one of Trevi’s concerts in Cali, Colombia. To be fair, this was back in the 80’s. Everything back then was fueled either by coke or aerobics.

Or a Care Bear Stare.

Aseguran que un narco financió concierto de Gloria Trevi [People en Español]