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Eva Longoria Parker Stars In New Movie. Wait. Who?

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Eva Longoria Parker, which, we’re guessing, is the pseudonym for the noxious and nefarious Eva Longoria (so tricky, that one), is set to star in a new movie that looks super fun and great and… We forgot the name already. E.L.P. plays a dead ex-girlfriend who comes back to haunt her former fiancé’s new girlfriend. His new French, modelesque girlfriend? Who knows! Sometimes art imitates life, sometimes it imitates crap.

Over Her Dead Body Poster [Coming Soon]

Comments

Who is that drag queen hugging Paul Rudd?

Wow… “Lake Bell” even sounds like a drag queen name.

And Paul Rudd? Why oh why Paul Rudd? You’re cute and NOT a terrible actor… sigh.

A white dress? No way. If that mouse died she’d be in all red.

Is Eva now somehow related to Sarah Jessica Parker?

I like Eva and I will be sure to see this movie.

i will surely see this movie….i luv eva longoria….

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