2005 American Idol finalist Jessica Sierra was arrested outside a Tampa bar after acting like a straight-up drunken fool:

Sierra, who ended up being hit with several charges, including cocaine possession, battery, and disorderly intoxication, became really entertaining when detained by police. She kicked one cop and told another, “You’re a dick-sucking faggot.” After being stuffed in a Tampa Police Department patrol car, the 22-year-old Sierra vomited in the back seat. And she told one female officer, “You fucking bitch, I’ll kick your ass. I’ll fuck you up, you whore.”

Watch out, sugartits! Concerned that going to jail might ruin her place as America’s sweetheart (What? You don’t have a Jessica Sierra hanging over your bed?), Sierra did what any vomit-encrusted girl arrested outside a Tampa bar might do:

As she was being driven to central booking, Sierra said the arrest would ruin her life, adding she would do anything to be let go. Specifically, Sierra said, “Please don’t take me to jail, I’ll suck your dick if you don’t take me to jail.”

And they say romance is dead.

“American Idol” Meltdown [The Smoking Gun]