Sometimes, commenters make us cry out of frustration or boredom. Sometimes, they make us cry because we imagine what some of them must look like, typing away in their mothers’ basements when not indulging in a little Harry Potter fan fiction. But, once in a blue moon, a commenter will make us cry with laughter. And this week, that commenter is none other than Janie A Go-Go. Not only does she call to mind our favorite Wham! song, but she’s got quite the mouth on her:

Re: Feature: Latino Or Hispanic? Let’s Settle This Once And For All

When people ask me what term they would like to define me as I simply reply: “Which ever makes you more uncomfortable”

Re: Marcover: Work It Out

Before I let y’all indulge on the Bearhaterade, I was just informed by mai ghey that the term for Marc would be “beaver”

that’s right. “Beaver”

@ el smrtmnky. Totes love you too chickidee, but in defense of “dumpster diving”, let me just say that baggage is everywhere in the dating scene, and like the lost and found at LaGuardia, some of its baggage is small carry ons, some are full sets of luggage, some are trunks, and some are boxes whose contents were spilled during travel. In any case, when we pick partners, we pick how much baggage we can handle.

Haha! The image of Mark with anything remotely beaver related makes us giggle. Confusedly.

Re: Leading With The Hip: Do Latinos Dance Differently Than Non-Latinos?

Girls can get tanga wedgies too, ya know. Is there an elegant solution to “sacar el perro” as my mother would say?

Sometimes you’ve got to shimmy and shake to put that tanga back in place!

Re: Ten Things Every Latino Needs For Christmas

@…dijo Alex. Totes memories! I so had that haircut till I was 13!!! Dios Mio!!

Remember when your tia would put the whore makeup on you and then tell you that your Tio Pepe was your novio?

crickets

and people wonder why I drink.

Ay, baby girl, as if we ever needed an excuse to drink. Cheers to you, Janie A Go-Go, and thanks for the giggles.