Former “American Idol” contestant and current sex tape star Jessica Sierra is knocked up and in jail. Every little girl’s dream come true. The ever-subtle TMZ reports:

Holy Jamie Lynn! TMZ has confirmed that “American Idol” trainwreck finalist Jessica Sierra done got herself knocked up — and she’s still in the slammer! Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater!

Sources tell TMZ that the father is a “rapper” and Jessica is ecstatic over the news. She’s currently in the infirmary in the Falkenburg Road Jail in Florida on a “pregnancy diet.” Jessica’s spawn has a lifetime of fun to look forward to — look, it’s mommy in a sex tape!

Baby blues! Baby mama drama! Baby got back! Sad face.

Jessica Sierra is Pregnant … And Still in Jail! [TMZ]