Jessica Alba Is Embarrassing, Embarazada. And Kinda Mean.
14 December 2007, 1:30 PM. By Guanabee Staff
Filled with holiday cheer and a growing fetus, Jessica Alba would like to take a moment and wish you all a very Merry Christmas.
Pregnant Jessica is feisty [Celebslam]
Earlier: OMFG! Most Embarrassing Latina Spawning!!!
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I’m starting to love this woman so much more!
Dear Jessie:
Every time you flip the bird or mutter an obscenity, God will plant a zit seed on your fetus’ body. It’s your funeral.
Heart,
p_g_a_n
She saw the award, and decided to up the ghetto latino look, it is working. Work it girl. Get into your lilloca character, show them bitches…
let me guess what missalaskanlatin and rebekah are going to say about this….
nevermind they hate jessica alba so much it is so hard to ignore her…why the love ladies, why?
Actually, fetal skin tissue is quite good at treating skin blemishes and burns on fully developed adult skin. So, it’s not a good idea for God to plant a “zit seed” on fetal tissue. He should wait until the individual is fully developed–then he can strike. Of course, the other problem is that God doesn’t exist. So, he can’t possibly plant anything if he doesn’t exist. I know that the idea of a God does exist, and that’s the reason Latin America is in a very sad state.
@guana: You are way too serious for a Friday.
Por favor!
Hasta cuando con Jessica Alba?!
I know y’all have to promote your “concursos ” and all but don’t turn this into some lame gossip site that can only get a kick out of life if it belittles celebs who’ll never in their botox-extended lives know you exist…
wait…
oh
@G_B_A_N: Damn! Thanks for the refresher! And for smacking that bit of that God/Mystery/Magic shit out of my head. Gotta stop visiting the botanica and go to the bar more often.