Jessica Alba Is Going To Be An Honest Woman. Or At Least A Married Hobag.

After several nano-seconds spent in agonized anticipation and gross speculation, we can finally rest easy knowing that Jessica Alba is indeed engaged to on-and-off boyfriend, Cash “Money” Warren aka Ca$h aka Your Name Is So Stupid, But You’re Kind Of Hot So We’ll Let It Slide… All. Over.

Ahem. What? Right. Cash Warren. Jessica Alba. Engaged:

Mom-to-be Jessica Alba was spotted over the Christmas holiday with a rock on her left ring finger – and the rumors are true: She and boyfriend Cash Warren are engaged, her rep confirms to PEOPLE.

“I can confirm that they are engaged,” says publicist Brad Cafarelli.

Congrats, you couple o’ crazy, ethnically ambiguous kids!

Jessica Alba Engaged! [People]
Earlier: Jessica Alba Might Be Engaged, Still Not Engaging