Whenever we see a headline pop up on the news feed that says someone saw a miraculous image on their toast, in their toilet bowl or, in this case, on an x-ray of their lungs, we don’t have to check the name. We KNOW it’s a Latino. It’s a source of pride, really. An inheritance as important to us as tardiness and huge sex organs. For a (slightly) better look at what the hell (sorry, Jesus) alleged Messiah harborer Reynaldo Farinas and his family are talking about, click past the jump!

Man Sees Jesus In X-Ray [WNBC]
Man Claims To See Jesus In X-Ray [NBC 11]