Jesus May Live In Your Heart, But He Totally Hangs Out In Reynaldo Farinas’ Lungs
7 December 2007, 3:15 PM. By Guanabee Staff
Whenever we see a headline pop up on the news feed that says someone saw a miraculous image on their toast, in their toilet bowl or, in this case, on an x-ray of their lungs, we don’t have to check the name. We KNOW it’s a Latino. It’s a source of pride, really. An inheritance as important to us as tardiness and huge sex organs. For a (slightly) better look at what the hell (sorry, Jesus) alleged Messiah harborer Reynaldo Farinas and his family are talking about, click past the jump!
Man Sees Jesus In X-Ray [WNBC]
Man Claims To See Jesus In X-Ray [NBC 11]
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That’s what years of transubstantiation does to a body.
That settles it. I am so getting one of these now.
meh.i get jesus in my lungs for about 60 bucks an 8th. and i get to see him, too.
Did he have a fucking syringe stuck in his throat, too?