A Cape Coral, Florida man has been arrested after threatening several Hispanic men at knife-point on Christmas Eve. Coal would have been preferable, thanks:

A Cape Coral man who told police he was a Nazi and a member of the Klu Klux Klan was arrested on Christmas Eve for allegedly threatening several Hispanic people in Cape Coral with a knife. And, thanks to a local Southwest Florida report, now you can visit him and threaten him with the weapon of your choice:

Jeffery Dale Neace, 23, of 5201 SW 1st St., is in Lee County Jail facing charges of aggravated assault with intent to commit a felony. Bond has been set at $20,000.

Oh, see, we initially thought it was the Jeffrey Dale Neace, 23, of 5201 SW 1st Avenue. Embarrassing!

Witnesses told police Neace had shown up near a Cape Coral home and pulled out a knife before saying “I’m going to cut you,” according to a police report.

Hey, he gave fair warning.

On the ride back to the police station, Ortiz wrote that Neace claimed to be a member of the Klu Klux Klan and was a “Nazi,” and used a string of ethnic slurs as he expressed hate toward blacks, Hispanics and Puerto Ricans.

Ortiz said on the trip to Lee County Jail, Neace spit several times on the back seat and back windows of Ortiz’s patrol car.

Looks like someone didn’t get that subscription to Latina Ass Monthly he asked for this Christmas. Hope he enjoys all the new friends he’ll make in prison.

Cape man charged with threatening Hispanics [News-Press]