



Just in time for the holiday season, while we’re all full of love for the human race, gathering round the fireplace with our stuffed caribou, we received this video entitled, “White Mexicans” in our inbox.
Some Mexicans want you to know that they are not brown or down with you. Hi-larious!
Hilarious indeed. Did you know that Mexico was invented by White people? And they still have all the power (though none of the English grammatical skills despite their impressive private schooling)? Well we did know that part about the power and the grammar. But not the inventing! Also, if the Indigenous people would stop spitting out papooses, Mexico could go back to being Italian or Mennonite or…oh shit we got bored. We’ll let the words of YouTube commenter QueDicesWey sum it up:
Estas chingadares son una bola de mamadas
Thanks, QDW.

Pretty sad/pathetic. I’d love to hear them explain their whiteness to an Orange County Skinhead.
No, senor, I’m blanco! Just likea you!!
Posted by ChupaCaBrooklyn | December 28, 2007
Just throwing some more wood into the fire..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Hispanic
At least, that is how I learned it.
In the rest of the US, I get: Hawaiian, Polynesian, Navajo
In most Latin cultures, I get called “Guera” or “Blanca”
then again, being an desk jockey 9 hours a day and wearing chingos of SPF does that to me.
Quien sabe!?!?
Posted by Janie A Go-Go | December 28, 2007
Coahuila considered white………sure….dudes…..there is a difference between the elite whites and trashy whites, what names should we give them. Also, the video failed to show all the white blonde actresses in the novelas. So the raceeconomic class breakdown, white/rich, mestizo/middleclass, and “indio(there term)/poor, and the random statistics are dumb and unproven. Probably some silly rich mexican kid trying out the videosoftware from his new pc. I wish a tiger would eat him.
Posted by latinogamer | December 28, 2007
this sucks …i just disovered I am not allowed to watch videos at work anymore!
Posted by la roncha | December 28, 2007
That video was certainly stupid. But at least I did get about 2 minutes of practice time with my glow sticks.
Posted by Latin_Princess | December 28, 2007
Wonderful, instructive video for their Anglo neighbors to the north. I know our U.S. bigots will adjust and start calling them “white wetbacks” as opposed to just “wetbacks.”
I’m pretty sure the people who made the video will feel much better now.
Posted by El Loco | December 28, 2007
that video really sucked ballz, though to give them a teeny weeny bit of credit, i can see why the video makers felt so inclined to make an infomerical of sorts; in their quest for the formation of a national identity post mexican revolution, el pri (the political party in charge of planning and implementing national policy in mexico for over 70 years) equated mexicanidad with the mestizo, relegated indigenous cultures to myth-making fodder (thank you octavio paz!) and allowed very little room for criollo culture.
Posted by new age savant | December 29, 2007
really men, la neta no?
Posted by anna | December 29, 2007
The whole question of “race” (like “race”) itself is irrelevant, given that Mexico hasn’t recognized the concept in any legal sense since 1824.
If the video was made by a “white Mexican” he is probably a student living in the U.S. and insecure about his identity, or a Mexican-American. I’ve yet to meet a Mexican (even a “white” one) with this particular hangup.
40% of Mexican were not “white” in the XIII century… more like 4%.
And, while maybe “white” Mexicans are generally wealthier than the rest of the country (excluding the Mennonites, who are as dirt-poor as the rest of their norteño neighbors — who are largely descended from European migrants but so what?), but the large fortunes in Mexico rest largely on post-Revolutionary immigrants… Carlos Slim is “white”?
Oh, and by the way… a lot of the soap opera blondes are Argentines.
Posted by pinche gringo | December 29, 2007
Those Mennonites all look scary and inbred.
But wow, yeah, We still having the power! Well done? Achievement?
Posted by Marco | December 29, 2007
Funny, how you see this video, sorry but grammar mistakes are only in the first scene with that becouse…anyways, i guess is part of the video, a black person is saying that according to it
This is not about supremacy, this is about pride and preservation for the white race, dont be ignorant! plz
Posted by kellyj | December 29, 2007
pinches NACOS!
they all looked like straight up WABS!
They couldn’t even show any of the fashion forward “white” mexicans! All I saw were a few ‘popis’ making stupid faces and some soccer dudes!
And all the grammer errors were so totally ESL
Posted by dameotro | December 30, 2007
Wow, the creator is obviously dumber than holy hell.
For starters, they may want to do some fact-finding
*Mexican is not a race, it’s a nationality
*Mestizo is a person of MIXED native & EUROPEAN blood
*According to CIA.gov, Mestizos make up 60%, pure blood Indios make up 30%, Whites make up 9% of Mexico’s population.
*Neither the president, the richest man, nor the party that’s in control of Mexico are pure white. So I struggle to understand the concept of “we still having the power”
Why should we even divide ourselves like the US? There are a lot of mestizos who look like they’re white, we even saw some in the film. It is not like it will further anything though, white, black, mestizo or asian, you’re going to be Mexican in the US, and we won’t hold you to any higher standard in Mexico.
Posted by miko | December 31, 2007
kellyj-you say this is not about supremacy, but the “pride” and “preservation” of the white race?
Let me tell you something, if you want to “preserve” your white race, then all you Italians and Spaniards who want to “preserve” the colour of your skin, should pack up and fly back to your native countries.
We, as Mexicans are not being ignorant, the creator and yourself (unless you’re one in the same) are the ones that share that burden. How dare you say we’re the ones being ignorant, just because we’re not 100% Spaniard does not make us any less than you. The Spanish may have conquered Mexico in 1500s, but if you fast forward to today, our country has a majority population, and unlike our neighbours to the north, it ISN’T the white Europeans.
Face it, you’re part of the minority, if you want out, you can go north(US/Canada), or south(Argentina/Uruguay), but do not come to our country asking us to keep an open mind, while you “preserve” your race.
Posted by puramensa | December 31, 2007
Mexico is an awesome country, ALL the people are great, hard working, and deserve respect. Why is it always a problem with whites wanting to establish their superiority? I always thought that was something we had that USA did not.
Actually, I do not want to generalize all white-Mexicans, because I know some who are proud to be Mexican, and they do not flaunt the colour of their skin.
To those whites who want to preserve their race, think about this, you’re in a country where a significant majority of the population is of mixed descent. Obviously, their intention is not to preserve a race, but to look beyond that. If that is something you are not comfortable with, nobody is forcing you to stay, nobody is forcing you to intermingle, but if you try to say you’re better, or deserve to be treated differently because of the color of your skin, you’re dead wrong!
Posted by jose_pepe | December 31, 2007
I don’t have speakers, so I can’t listen. Sigh.
I think all the world will become like us hispanic/latino peoples. With such a mixture of cultures in our history. I think we’re the future. Yeah. The future.
Are Brazilians hispanic/latino?
Posted by laura.s.d. | December 31, 2007
As a child my parents took me to visit my Madrina’s family in Chipilo, Puebla, who happen to be Italian-Mexican and are the most humblest people I have ever met. One highlight of the trip was when my Madrin’s son and I wandered off running on the farm and got stuck in 3 feet of cow shit and mud. We had to ride back to the city in tightey whiteys because my pops under no circumstance would allows to soil his velour seats.
Posted by Boozer | January 01, 2008
I made this video to show that we are here, actual mexico was created by whites, most mexican culture was created by creole people, You are not agree with this, because you are not white,
Mexico is a multiracial country, yes!, so a part of mexico is white and it must keep in that way
Posted by theonewhocreatedthevideo | January 04, 2008
OK, the reality is that in Latin America, there are whites, blacks, indios, mestizos, mulattos, etc. There are no “Latinos” as we define them in the U.S.
Racism is severe part of life that governs the economic, legal, and social systems of most countries in Latin America. As someone mentioned, just look at the telenovelas that are usually populated exclusively with white actors.
Pretending that there aren’t white supremacists in Latin America is silly; to do so, ignores the reality of life.
Posted by bradski | January 06, 2008
You people are so addicted to RACE especially to crazy about having the purest pink ass on earth like a baboon
If theres whites in MEXICO WHY THE FUCK IS THAT YOUR BUSINESS? WHY DO YOU CARE? IF THERES WHITES IN LATIN AMERICA Y0U SHOULd just not care about?
DO you Americans want to be the only white nation?
that’s weird..
Well guess what even Argentina and Uruguay is whiter in having between an 80 AND 90% of europeans. while US is 70% WHITE since blacks, asians, native americans, and others made the rest. BUT wait have you seen NOVELAS? 80% OF THE PEOPLE THERE Look whiter than anyone in WALT MART… don’t be so obsess about MEXICO.. RELAX EAT A CORN DOG .. BUY SOME DVDS AT WALT MART
Posted by whatever | April 28, 2008
Okay, i do not see how that video is hateful,it was just saying that there are white people in mexico, also europe is flooded with immigrants as well, even if they move back to europe, all of the white countries(as in built by whites)will eventually become non-white due to large scale immigration and plummeting birthrates for whites.
“Let me tell you something, if you want to “preserve” your white race, then all you Italians and Spaniards who want to “preserve” the colour of your skin, should pack up and fly back to your native countries.”
that is impossible to do, italy is and spain are full of illegal and legal immigrants mainly from africa and the middle east. Go to london, you will see about 60% whites and 40% nonwhite(depending on the neighborhood)
go to nairobi, with the exception of a few tourists it will be 99.99% black.
Posted by deuschargentine | September 11, 2008
Stupid Americans.
You are one of the most ignorant peoples on the world, what language do you speak besides fony American English? Yes, you cannot even speak normal English, you have those ugly American accents. Go to Brittain and even Ireland or Australia to understand what I am saying,
And by the way, I am European and I know both white Americans and white Mexicans as I know brown Americans and Mexicans.
You can deny the whiteness of Mexicans. Mexico is 10% white, America 74% or was it 64%…
The thing is, whites in Mexico are a minority but they still have the power. And you Americans? When you are to become a minority (in 30 years time) you will be massacred without mercy.
Today, according to the FBI one white women is raped by a “minority member) ever 15 minutes. And though you still go to bed happy with that.
Does that happens in Mexico? No.
So, I guess, Mexico is a much whiter Nation than America.
And by the way, Mexico, like almost all other American Naitions was “invented” by European peoples, that is, white people, that is, unless you consider everything South from Northern France to be not white.
And that makes America only some 30% white…
Posted by DS2 | September 27, 2008
This video was stupid the color you are doesnt meant anything mexicans have different facial features from whites alot of mexicas are blonde with blue eyes but they still have the indian face 9% of whites that live in mexico are americans who retired in mexico and menonites most of the actors and actresses are people from argentina spain there not mexican and they don’t mix with the mexicans so I feel sorry for whoever made the video cuz you are still a wetback no matter how you look
Posted by .............. | November 11, 2008
1. If you would like to post a comment regarding your race, please, please, learn how to express yourself appropriately, otherwise you run a very high risk of sounding uneducated and ignorant. This I assure you is not the best way to represent your ethnicity.
2. There is nothing wrong in finding pride in your genetic make-up. Its fantastic to be able to find our differences and yet be able to accept each other despite them.
3. Saying that a particular race discovered, created, or started a country is ridiculous as the human race has been in constant migration since the start of civilization.
4. If I were the person making this video, I would not boast about ‘creating’ a country that is at third world status, has high levels of poverty/unemployment, pollution, and social inequality. The truth of the matter is the Mexico as a whole ( regarldes of you being ‘white’) is looked down upon, because it is unable to give its people the necessary resources to survive. So, if its ‘your people’ that are in ‘control’ then it’s your people we should blame for the conditions Mexico finds itself in…and that is NOTHING to be proud of.
5. Above all we should all aim to be proud of what we have accomplished not what we look like.
Peace
Posted by pixxy | November 14, 2008