Christmas came early this year for Lost actress (Oh! The aptness!) and drunken driver Michelle Rodriguez:

“Lost” star Michelle Rodriguez checked herself into Lynwood Jail Sunday afternoon to begin serving her 180 day jail sentence for violating her probation.

Sing along: On the second day of Christmas, the court appointed me / Two jailbirds and a shiv jammed in my right knee:

The actress was on probation for a variety of crimes, including DUI and hit and run. She violated that probation when she failed to provide proof of completion of her community service, and when she consumed alcohol three times while wearing an alcohol monitoring device. Whoops!

Whoops? Bitch, please. She totally did this on purpose so she could spend the holidays with dozens of lonely ladies instead of with her creepy Tio Pepe, the one with the tiny mustache and the meaty hands.

Rodriguez to Spend Xmas in the Pokey [TMZ]