WednesdayDecember052007

Noelia Launches New Perfume. Now You, Too, Can Reek Of Desperation!

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Puerto Rican singer Noelia is following up her film debut by launching a her own perfume, “Candela.” Mmm and we thought that intoxicating aroma wafting around here was just the dead hooker left over from the last Guanabee party:

“It’s an elegant explosion of sensuality,” said the Puerto Rican singer, 30, of the scent.

God. We love it when posts just write themselves.

Noelia Creating Her Own Perfume [People en Español]
Earlier: Guanabee’s Extensive Coverage of Noelia’s Sensually Explosive Chocha

Comments

Oh my god, you guys are so jealous of noelia! stop hatin’ betches!

Fragrant Bacalao is this year’s tuberose.

I think I know someone who wants to smell like chocha and ashtrays… just like Noelia!

noelia, i hate to break it to you, but someone has already developed chocha perfume.

er, that there’s a wee NSFW, by the by.

Um, we totally blogged that back in September.

PERFUME CON OLOR A CHOCHA Y OLOR A MIERDA

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