Penelope Cruz Is A Brother-Lickin' Video Vixen
Query: What’s hotter than simulated incest? Answer: Simulated incest with a Spanish accent while a gross Motörheard-groupie-looking-dude pantomimes cunnilingus. Let Penelope, Monica and Eduardo Cruz take you on a sensual journey that makes your grossly overweight uncle attempting to play footsie with you under the table on Christmas Eve seem like something out of a Norman Rockwell painting.
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- Managing Editor
Daniel Mauser
- Editor
Cindy Casares
- Associate Editor
Alex Alvarez
- Contributing Editors
Gabriel Caro - Camilla Rowan
- Video Editor
Marcelo Cunning
Another giant step towards mediocrity for Spanish pop. Hooray.
Posted by La Cindy | December 27, 2007
I love me some Penny Cruz but wtf is this? It’s her brother!!!!!!! Vom. Anyhing for attention I guess.
Posted by pocachica | December 27, 2007
way to go Cruzes. ripping off Almodovar with that intro.
howevs, it was kinda hot and i know that i should have found it that way. Little bro’s kinda cute in a dirty, jihottie way.
Posted by el smrtmnky | December 27, 2007
i meant not found it hot…ugh. too many tamales are making me loopy.
Posted by el smrtmnky | December 27, 2007
Is it me or is he totes ripping off a very bad look: Enrique Iglesias knit hat? What is it with Spanish guys and their cold heads?
Posted by el joto | December 28, 2007