It seems our favorite maybe-gay Puerto Rican singer has a totally-gay porn star look-a-like. Meet Ricky M:

I find it extremely amusing that there’s a Martin porn-a-like who can really shake his bon bon.

This guy knows it, as he’s even given himself the name Ricky M. and he’s definitely “Livin’ La Vida Loca”.

He’s cute in a big, dumb, hunk of meat kinda way. Someone let him know, though, that farm equipment and nipple rings don’t always go together so well. Some of us must learn this the hard way.

Ricky Martin’s Out and Proud Dirty Doppleganger [Towleroad]