Introducing Guanabee's Most Embarrassing Latino Invitational. The contest that pits the cheesy, the unethical, the irrelevant, the loud-mouthed, the talentless and attention-whoring against one another in a tournament-style face off like no other. And each week, your votes will help eliminate contestants until the single most embarrassing Latino is left standing. Read more.

Round 3 Round Up: And Then There Were Two Titans Of Latino Embarrassment

Through blood, sweat, and chagrin you’ve voted, and the final tally for Round 3 of the Most Embarrassing Latino Invitational is in. And it’s getting, it’s getting, it’s getting kinda hectic:

Hugo Chavez suffers a double-defeat and bows to Jessica Alba’s stellar embarrassingness
Unemployed Alberto Gonzalez maintains his undefeated reign of shame to beat out Metarrific People en Español

The final two Latino clusterfucks of ignominy stand before you. Channel the rage of being embarrassed by these two into the final round. And unlike Florida, every vote counts!