Continuing the rich tradition of “rich famous people giving their children names that will get the porquería kicked out of them,” singer Cristian Castro has named his latest spawn Mikhail Zaratustra Castro Liberman. Sigh:

The son of Cristian Castro and Valeria Liberman was born on Dec. 5 at Jackson Memorial Hospital in Miami. The baby is the second child for the couple, who seem to be living in family bliss after experiencing some rough patches in their relationship.

Although the name of the newborn hasn’t officially been confirmed, a U.S.-based magazine reported the baby was registered as Mikhail Zaratustra Castro Liberman. The 33-year-old singer consulted his musical dictionary to choose the name of his son. Zaratustra was a Persian prophet whose name means “Superman.”

Thus spake Cristian and his horrific ego. We think Condomme B’Rokke is a little more classy. And so exotic, no?

Cristian Castro’s Son’s Name Revealed [People en Español]
Earlier: Cristian Castro Claims To Have Lost His Virginity At Age 11 To Alejandra Guzmán. Uh. Why?