Telenovela Star Jacqueline Bracamontes Is Probs Montando A Toilet Right Now
Jacqueline Bracamontes, who stars in the awesomely-named telenovela “Las estúpidas no van al cielo” (Stupid Girls Don’t Go to Heaven), has come down with salmonella:
“I felt awful. I was shivering and had a headache, but I just thought I ate something that didn’t sit well,” Bracamontes told the program La oreja (Televisa). “I kept feeling bad; I actually almost fainted when they were doing my makeup.”
After a trip to the hospital, the actress was diagnosed with salmonella, a bacteria that attacks the stomach and is transmitted through contaminated food and drink. She was given saline and was under medical supervision.
Shut up, Bracamontes. Girls don’t poo, remember? Or eat. You are giving away all our secrets. Oh, and get well soon or whatever.
Jacqueline Bracamontes Gets Salmonella [People en Español]
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How does one get salmonella from eating Kleenex?
It just doesn’t make sense.
Posted by Janie A Go-Go | December 26, 2007
those holiday huevos have a sick sense of humor
Posted by el smrtmnky | December 26, 2007
Fuck salmonella. Can we please talk about the size of those tittles? I mean, they have their own planets orbiting around them and shit.
Posted by Bosrican | December 26, 2007
@ Bosrican
I concur.
Also, if I were a cartoon character this would be the part where I’d turn into a wolf, strart howling and hit myself over the head with my own shoe.
Awooooooo!
Posted by V | December 26, 2007
I for one would like to vote this my fave headline of the holiday season.
Posted by La Cindy | December 27, 2007
That looks like Ninel Conde
Posted by lindsay | December 27, 2007
@Bosrican: Why are all men obsessed with titties, even the gay ones? It’s totally the grass is greener isn’t it?
Posted by La Cindy | December 27, 2007
I read somewhere that men are obsessed with ass, therefore the breasts are sort of a manifestation of that…that does look like an ass strapped to her chest.just sayin…
Posted by pocachica | December 27, 2007
Yup, definitely Ninel. Even pooing Jacqueline Bracamontes is classier.
Posted by andonthatnote | December 27, 2007