Papa Guanabee is making a list, checking it twice,
Trying to find out who’s naughty, who’s nice.
Ella? Or Marco? Or Pocho Guey, from the North?
Ponte? Or Mare? Will the good ones come forth?
How ‘bout Smrtmnky? Or LatinPrincess, just maybe?
Guana Bust a Nut, perhaps. Or Rebekah, our baby?
Latingamer, you there? Or what about Diego?
Fulanita, La Roncha. Let us know, if you’re able.
Our rhyme scheme and meter leave much desired.
But, fuck it, it’s Friday and, damn it, we’re tired.
So enter our contest to win a Razr2 phone
‘Cause, lord knows, we don’t have landlines at home.
Make sure your entry’s tight (Oh man! Double entendre!)
Because you’ve got tough competition. Love, Alejandra.
Oh P.S, you guys, rules are after the jump.
Now away, all of you, we’ve got skinny white dudes to hump stuff to do.

• Entry must be original
• It must reference Latino culture in one way or another
• It must include the words “Papa Guanabee”
• It can be encapsulated in the form of writing, pictures, video, blog or webpage, voicemessage, song or ringtone, or other
• Submissions must be sent to Razr2contest@guanabee.com
• Deadline is December 23, 2007 [8pm EST]

Winners will be notified by email on Monday, December 24th and showcased on Guanabee, so get to it, Latinoids.

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