Look, fact is, Papa Guanabee already knows whether you’ve been a nice or naughty Latino this year. He’s got a pair of high-powered binoculars and absolutely no sense of decency or remorse. So if you want to get something other than a lump of goal this year, you’re probably going to have to bribe him or thoroughly impress him with your brilliance and wit. Or your nice, round ass. If you want, oh, say, a Motorola Razr2 phone, you’re going to have to earn it. So put on your lucky underpants, keep the blinds open and great ready to dazzle Papa G.

Rules and all that noise are after the jump:

• Entrants need not be Latino, but must have a Latino state of mind
• Entry must be original
• It must reference Latino culture in one way or another
• It must include the words “Papa Guanabee”
• It can be encapsulated in the form of writing, pictures, video, blog or webpage, voicemessage, song or ringtone, or other
• Submissions must be sent to Razr2contest@guanabee.com
• Deadline is December 23, 2007 [8pm EST]

Winners will be notified by email on Monday, December 24th and showcased on Guanabee, so stand a little closer to the window, yeah? Much better.

Motorola Razr2 Offical Page [Motorola]