You know Chavez and Castro
Noelia, that vixen,
Tom Tancredo, so stupid,
He must constantly be blitzen.
But do you recall
How to use a cell phone, at all…?

Motorola Razr2 cell phone (cell phone)
So shiny and brand new
(It ain’t a landline!)
That if you ever saw one
(Saw one)
You’d totes be wanting one, too
(Because you’re greedy)
All of the other Guanabees
(Guanabees)
Plan to enter this contest
(Like Guana Bust a Nut)
So that Papa Guanabee can judge them
(Judge them)
And determine the five best
(Based on sexiness)

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
La Chachi came to say
(Ho Ho Ho)
Guanabees with your wit, so bright!
You’ve won a Razr2 tonight!
So make all the others jealous
(Jealous)
As you shout out loud with glee
(Yipee)
“Chachi, just like Noelia,
(And Vanessa)
You’ll go down in history!”
(Like, literally)

Poetry and hoetry, together as one. Now, here are more words to live by, in the form of rules:

• Entrants need not be Latino, but must have a Latino state of mind
• Entry must be original
• It must reference Latino culture in one way or another
• It must include the words “Papa Guanabee”
• It can be encapsulated in the form of writing, pictures, video, blog or webpage, voicemessage, song or ringtone, or other
• Submissions must be sent to Razr2contest@guanabee.com
• Deadline is December 23, 2007 [8pm EST]

Winners will be notified by email on Monday, December 24th and showcased on Guanabee, so get on that.

Motorola Razr2 Offical Page [Motorola]