“High School Musical” has really provided us with quite the cornucopia of bearded clams. Latest to introduce us to her vagina before we had a chance to fully process why the hell she’s famous is Maria Fernanda “Chachi” [Ed. note: Sigh.] Telesco. The Chachinator is the winner of a reality show designed to pick actors for the Argentine version of “High School Musical.” Well, she’s since been fired from production after a sex tape featuring her and her boyfriend was leaked over the summer.

Personally, we’ve always found Chachi leakage highly uncomfortable:

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Guess it isn’t just Joanie who loves Chachi, huh?

(Groan, yes, we know. But come on. We had to.)

Earlier: Naked Vanessa Hudgens: Fact! (The ‘Barely Legal Latina’ Is Confirmed)