Yesterday, in the comments section for a post we wrote about a super klassy new reality show, we mentioned “There’s Something About Miriam.” Yet another reality dating show, “Miriam’s” surprise twist isn’t the usual “Surprise! Genital warts” but, rather, the fact that the Mexican model is a transwoman. Aw, did we spoil it for you? Too bad. Inexplicably, Fox Reality has went ahead and began airing the show in the U.S. last month, despite the death threats Miriam received abroad the first time her show hit the airwaves.

In the spirit of showing that, really, we’re more alike than we’re different, we’d like to offer you the above clip to show that, no matter what equipment you’re working with, poetry is always lame.

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