Alexandra Paressant, the self-described French model who claimed to have had Nutella-drizzled sex and spicy text message conversations with basketball player Tony Parker, is kind of a huge liar. The Huffington Post’s Dana Kennedy recently called up the faux adulteress and discovered that not only were the pictures of her used in media reports not actually of Paressant, she has also pulled this kind of shit before:

The photos on Paressant’s MySpace site were dazzling - they showed a knockout with long, dark hair and legs that stretched for miles. The photos were ads for Victoria’s Secret and Dolce & Gabbana, among others. She listed Elite and other modeling agencies in Paris and New York. She had famous footballers and celebrities on her friends list.

Yeah? We’ll we’ve got Leslie Hall in our Top 8, sucka.

Here’s what I didn’t know: 1. None of the photos on MySpace were of Paressant. They were different shots of similar-looking models. A lot of the site, which is now set to private, was made up.
2. Alexandra never had a relationship with Ronaldinho, according to his lawyer, who is also his brother, and there’s no indication she ever met Tony Parker.
3. She appears to have created her relationship with Ronaldinho by anonymously flooding footballer forums with posts about “Ronaldinho and his fiance the French top model Alexandra Paressant” and doctoring photos. Fans and the media started to accept the fake relationship as fact.
4. Paressant took a quicker route with Parker: she contacted X17 with images of what she said were text messages from Parker and stories about their alleged sex life involving Nutella, strawberries and a vibrator shaped like a duck.

A duck? What a quack! Well, we guess a girl needs a vibrator when she’s got friends like Paressant’s:

Marie-Caroline Arnoldo, 27, told me she’d been best friends with Alexandra in high school. “She was never happy in her own skin,” said Marie-Caroline. “She never thought she was pretty enough. She was troubled. It was like she felt she didn’t really exist.”

I emailed Marie-Caroline the identity card Alexandra sent me. No, the picture wasn’t her. Marie-Caroline had seen the MySpace photos too and couldn’t understand why Alexandra was using pictures of someone else. “She’s not ugly but she’s average,” said Marie-Caroline. “She’s definitely not model material.”

In fact, Gonzalez uncovered some photos of Paressant taken in 2003 and she’s pretty and slim, just not the blockbuster babe she pretends to be.

The moral of the story? Plain people are liars. Don’t trust them.

Tony Parker’s French Fatal Attraction And Me [The Huffington Post]
Earlier: Tony Parker Suing Over Story That He Cheated On Eva Longoria With A French Model. Le Yawn.