Watchando: Festive Holiday Edition

Wearing a Christmas red thong for his girlfriend does not make Enrique Iglesias romantic. It makes him gay. [Now Magazine]
Puerto Ricans to celebrate Old San Juan’s San Sebastian street festival with weeks of heavy drinking, loud music, Ricky Martin, vomit. [Fox News]
Oscar de la Hoya and wife Millie Corretjer welcome a new baby girl and name her Nina Lauren Nennitte, which is French for “Dances with Tranny” [El Nuevo Dia]
You know what the best cure for a New Year’s too-much-tequila-made-out-with-your-underage-cousin hangover is? Tripe soup, of course! [The Beaumont Enterprise]
Miss Puerto Rico Ingrid Rivera welcomes new year with optimism, candles, benadryl. [El Nuevo Dia]