White House Calls Castro Letter “Interesting”, Like Calling A Fat Goth Chick “Unique”

The White House has commented on Cuban leader Fidel Castro’s recent letter, in which Castro announced he might step down from power, by calling it “interesting:”

“It was an interesting letter,” White House spokeswoman Dana Perino said. “It’s hard to make out what he is saying or what he means, as is not unusual.”

Castro has made similar comments in the past, State Department spokesman Tom Casey said.

“I don’t think, unfortunately, these remarks represent any kind of fundamental change in the views of the Cuban regime,” he said. “Comments by Fidel like this, you know, remind me of the old country song, ‘How can we ever miss you if you won’t ever leave?’” he said.

Who knew the White House was so catty! We’d totally sit in the back of the classroom with them, making fun of Castro’s tracksuit and doodling penises in our notebooks.

White House says Castro letter “interesting” [Reuters]
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