Woody Harrelson And Owen Wilson Don’t Want You Photographing Them. From That Angle. Yeah, Turn A Bit. Ok, That’s Good.

American actors Woody Harrelson and Owen Wilson took a break from -scoring weed- helping cute, little orphans in Cusco, Peru to lay the smackdown on some mean, bad cameramen:

Although the stars were seen doing good deeds while in Cusco, it was also reported that they lost their cool with reporters Wednesday evening, attacking one and holding another against his will.

They’re only cute when they’re little:

Nilo Romero, a cameraman for entertainment program Magaly TeVe was held by Owen Wilson in his room while a cameraman for Channel 5 was attacked by the two actors, reported Peru’s La Republica daily. Those attacked have filed police reports against Woody Harrelson and Owen Wilson.

Uh-oh! Protect the nose, Owen! The two actors, unaware of the rich, Latin American tradition of Cops Not Giving A Shit, tried to get some help from police:

In a report written for La Republica daily, Flor Huilca writes that the two Hollywood actors stopped several times to request help from Peru’s police, asking them to keep people from following them. When the two stars were approached at a store, they were visibly irritated and once again requested police assistance, writes Huilca.

This is why we follow Angelina Jolie’s example and just adopt the little snot-noses instead of going off somewhere to visit them. Besides. They just love -working from home- playing “Helpful Christmas Elves.”

Woody Harrelson and Owen Wilson Attack Reporters in Cusco, Peru [Living in Peru]