We don’t watch MTV as frequently as a 13 year old girl trapped in the body of a “29” year-old should, so we were all whiplashed the other day when we walked by the television and heard Wycleaf Jean singin’ bout, “Bidi Bidi Bom Bom,” and “Diry South Texas.” Tejano, what? Turns out Wyclef’s latest single off his new album “Carnival Vol. II: Memoirs Of An Immigrant” is called, “Selena” and is a tribute to the fallen singer—who was actually a born and bred American. Anyway, looks like Brown is the new Black. Which is so much cooler than White, let’s face it. Also, Melissa Jimenez, (who?) sings with him. She’s a relative newcomer from the New Jersey area who’s working with Abie Quintanilla now as a result of the Wyclef single. Abie says she’s coming up. We shall see.