Singer and new mom Christina Aguilera is having a tough time selling photographs of her new son, Max, to magazine. We’re guessing he came out like his dad: Don’t expect to see a photo of Christina Aguilera’s baby on...
Ay, ok, you guys! So, like, we just read that “Chonga Chic” is in for Spring, pero, like, HELLO! Hasn’t it always been in fashion? We’ve always found having our boyfriend’s initials spelled out on our nails to be...
“Entertainment Tonight” and “The Insider” were set to show footage of actor Heath Ledger doing drugs at the Chateau Marmont two years ago. And now they’re like “Uh, so nevermind about that,” so some Australian station will show it...
Actor Matthew McConaughey has approached the impending birth of his firstborn with the usual mix of euphoria, paranoia, and insatiable need for salty snack foods that are normal for most, um. New parents. In the January 28th issue of...
It kind of seems like everyone, their mom and their creepy older unemployed brother are on Facebook these days, so why should power-hungry, eccentric, coca-licking Hugo Chavez be any different? One intrepid individual, with a lot of time on...
After much promotion, “Entertainment Tonight” said it will not be airing the Heath Ledger video it acquired, which demonstrates Heath and some other folks doing drugs. Sister television show, “The Insider” has been running the following promo showing pretty...
Gossip blogger Perez Hilton is pretty ticked off that Latina magazine decided to feature Jessica Alba as their upcoming cover girl. Writes the rainbow-haired scribe: PerezHilton.com has learned that Jessica “Don’t Call Me Latina” Alba is going to be...
In Ecatepec, a suburb just outside Mexico City, mayor Jose Luis Gutierrez has created a sanctuary for illegal Central American migrants passing through the area. And he’s made it perfectly clear that local police can’t BE HAVING NONE OF...
Sources have confirmed that Jessica Alba is Latina magazine’s March cover girl. And good for her! In a quote that didn’t make it into the final interview, Jessica takes some time to sit down and address those pesky expectations...
Earlier this year, Fidel Castro published for the first time in the United States an autobiography interview entitled, Fidel Castro: My Life co-authored by interviewer Ignacio Ramonet. After finally making it through the many pornographic comic books that surround...
Actress Leah Remini and her husband, who happens to be Puerto Rican and lacking in eyebrows, attended the premiere of Eva Longoria’s new film, Why Is Paul Rudd In This Movie. Is He Broke?, and joked about wanting to...
Colombian Fernando Aguirre, who claims to be the son of al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden, likes to dress up as his daddy and patrol the most dangerous slums in Bogotá, Colombia. He lives off the contributions that people...
Victoria’s Secret has come out with a list of what they think is sexy and Eva Mendes was bestowed the title of “Sexiest Actress,” while Tony Romo can find further humiliation being a permanent tabloid fixture as Jessica Simpson’s...
Recently Virginia lawmakers have been in a hullabaloo (not as cool as a flim flam, but okay) over whether or not to change an antiquated law on their books that says mixing wine or beer with other alcohol is...
Remember how the last video we featured about Obama was focused on getting the elusive “Latino dishwasher, line cook and housewife vote?” Well, now you do. Anyway, this new video shows Obama flitting back and forth between a Southern...
Salma Hayek and her French fiancé, Francis Henri-Pinault, are the richest couple in Hollywood, according to In Touch magazine. Who would know: A poll by In Touch magazine has revealed that the richest couple in Hollywood (by far) are...
Are you sick of iPhone this, iPod that? Us neither, which is why this web site made us fall in love again with Spain and one of its better exports, ibérico. The iJam, and our favorite the iLom, are...
Without Words puts Guanabee celebrities in bad Photoshop situations....
Miami Cubans ignore Rudy Giuliani over a rousing game of dominos. [New American Media] Ten undocumented Mexican and Guatemalan immigrants are caught during a traffic stop. In Peru, which is a nice change. [WANDtv] Hillary Clinton is your amiga....
Fiorana, a clothing company based in Fort Worth, Texas, has come out with a line of “Latina Cut” jeans especially for your giant, round, rice-and-bean fed ass. Oh, you don’t have a big, round ass? Then shut up, mutant:...
Mexican singer Paulina Rubio is all set to walk the runways at Spain’s Fashion Week next week for some “super famous” line called TCN. She recently signed Elite Models of New York, which is fairly prestigious. It’s so nice...
The Coen brothers, the masterminds [Ed. note: Oh, am I editorializing? Work through it.] behind No Country For Old Men answered some questions about the production of their Oscar-nominated movie and shared certain amusing little bits of trivia, including...
Ines Gomez Mont, the Mexican reporter who proposed to Tom Brady during yesterday’s Superbowl media event, entered our radar this morning. The tenacious media hog enthralled us with her stunt, which prompted the question: Should Tom Brady leave Gisele for...
So who, exactly, is Ines Gomez Mont? Well, when she’s not proposing to spoken-for American football players at live press conferences, the 24 year-old appears on the gossip show “Venteaneando,” for the Mexican media station TV Azteca. Formerly a...
Four gunmen in Venezuela who held over 30 people hostage in a bank before attempting to make a getaway in an ambulance have turned themselves in. Cue slide whistle: The gang surrendered and five captives they took with them...
Tom Brady is cute. Really, really cute. He’s even cuter when he’s super fucking weirded out by TV Azteca reporter Ines Gomez Mont’s wedding proposal on live TV, smack in the middle of a press conference. She came prepared...
Antonio Banderas and his lovely wife Melanie are caught in the middle of an illegal building clampdown by the Spanish government in Malaga. The British Telegraph reports today that their 5 million pound (that’s like 7.5 million dollars to...
Maria Isabela-Cruz of Dallas got busted with a large amount of metamphetamines with intent to sell last April, then made up a story about having breast cancer to get a shortened sentence. Now it turns out, she never had...
Forbes magazine came out with a list of the top-grossing female artists of 2007 and, curiously, our name is nowhere to be seen. But some other Latinas are there. Maybe you recognize their names?: 1. Madonna - $72 million...
Hold tight onto your rhinestone-bedecked thongs, people. The names of Jennifer Lopez’s alleged twins have been revealed. Allegedly: They’re not yet born, but Jennifer Lopez and hubby Marc Anthony have already picked out names for their twins. Star has...
Eva Longoria plays a dead ex-girlfriend in her latest movie, Title We Can’t Even Be Bothered To Look Up, which seems about the right fit for her acting range. Anyway, turns out she’s annoying and possessive, even in death:...
Well it turns out the rumors are true: Diego Luna and Camila Sodi are having a baby. Precious. Real, real precious. After rumors circulated that actress Camila Sodi and Diego Luna could become parents, Mexican website Quien.com has reported...
California is set to distribute vending machines that would sell medical marijuana. Oh, hey, guess who has some terrible incurable disease that has just… manifested… itself. Right this moment: The machines can only be used by people who have...
Spanish artist Juan Francisco Casas creates large-scale works using nothing but a regular ol’ blue ballpoint pen. Which we find pretty nifty. Not nifty enough to, you know. Buy. Or really look at for more than maybe three or...
Do your part to undermine capitalism by purchasing a commemorative Che beret, comrade. Truly, Socialism’s shooting star. [The Argentine Movie Site] Hot, young star taking galaxy by storm turns out to be an illegal alien. [Science Daily] America’s Next...
We’ll admit it. We’re pretty nerdy when it comes to films and have felt a lingering shame at never having seen Chilean director Alejandro Jodorowsky’s weirdly wonderful (Dwarves! Cowboys! Eastern philosophy!) El Topo. We seek to remedy that right...
Actress and singer Ninel Conde’s wedding may have been a sham if recent rumors surrounding her husband’s previous marriage prove true. A woman named Maria Sol Corral claims Juan Zepeda never filed for divorce and, as such, the two...
Let’s laugh at FOX reporters as they attempt to discuss Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez’s affinity for coca leaves and paste. Clearly, these people don’t know their cocoa from their coca from a line of coke snorted off an underage...
Every time we come around to thinking Jessica Alba might be fun to hang out with and practice kissing on, she goes and says something completely inane, like expressing surprise that harboring another human being within one’s womb might...
It’s widely suspected that Hugomi got their start during their now infamous British GQ interview from October of last year. So the editors of Guanabee went back to the beginning to provide you with in between the lines analysis...
Mexico City has become the latest of several cities worldwide to provide “Ladies Only” modes of transportation for women who feel constantly harassed by men on their commutes: Acting on complaints from women’s groups, the city rolled out “ladies...
Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez has been pretty vocal about his love of chewing coca leaves, which have a stimulating effect similar to a cup of coffee. While chewing the leaves, a gift from Bolivian President Evo Morales, at a...
Eufrosina Cruz lives in the Zapotec village of Santa Maria Quiegolani, where women aren’t even second-class citizens; they’re not citizens at all and, as such, aren’t eligible to vote. That didn’t stop Cruz from running for mayor, though: The...
Stars are not so different than we you are; even Jennifer Lopez likes to eat fried chicken and cole slaw alone in her bathtub on a Friday night, waiting for the phone to ring. But Ben is never going...
Former “Sex & The City” costume designer Patricia Field has always had a flair for the tacky dramatic with the way she can tap into women of a certain ilk’s inner drag queen. Which is why it makes perfect...
If you’ve had your fill of celebrity asses and faces for one day, perhaps we can interest you in Celebrity Horoscopes! Like Benicio del Toro’s, for instance! Why are you running away?: He’s been called a Latin Marlon Brando....
A Brazilian model named Angela Bismarchi is celebrating 100 years of Japanese immigration into her home country by getting a cosmetic procedure done to make her eyes look more “Japanese” through the use of nylon strings. Head. Desk: Angela...
So by now you’re probably well aware of all this hugger-mugger over whether or not Latino voters are willing to vote for a Black candidate. As you may recall, we were a little skeptical as to the veracity of...
TMZ calls Ricky Martin fat, makes a “Bon-Bon” pun so we don’t have to. [TMZ] Lindsay Down-Lohan has split up with her girlfriend. Yeah, she’s totally less interesting when she’s sober. Or when we are. [Celebitchy] Paris Hilton leaves...
Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez has called on several South American and Caribbean countries to band together against the U.S. and the evils of capitalism: Mr Chavez has some key allies in his fight against capitalism, globalisation and the US....
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