MondayJanuary072008

Adriana Lima Sex Tape Does Not Feature Adriana Lima, Gives Us Chance To Post Pictures Of Adriana Lima

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Brazilian model Adriana Lima is not this girl (link NSFW, unless you work at Guanabee, which is clothing optional anyway), because they have pretty much entirely different faces.

And also because Adriana is a virgin who is saving herself for marriage. With us. In New Hampshire. Next Spring. You’re all invited.

Adriana Lima Sex Tape is Not Her (Article SFW, links not for under 18) [Celebitchy]

Comments

Dear Guanabee,
Thanks, for the skinny, on the Adriana Lima hoax tape and the link.
I put my eagle eye and super powers of detection, to work on the video, several times.
Upon review, it is our considered opinion that you are correct; this is not Adriana, nor is it even a very good sex tape (not that I am familiar with the genre). Furthermore, the production quality is kerflunkt. I had to tilt my head, several times, especially, at the money shot and…what self-respecting voyeur wears black socks, to bed?
Just to make sure, I will now watch it a few more times, before my wife wakes up, then I will watch, with her and ask her opinion.
Keep up the good work!

Thanks for helping us in our investigation, Cled.

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