MondayJanuary282008

Alejandro Sanz Can Read Your Mind, Uterus

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Your ovaries have no secrets from Spanish singer Alejandro Sanz, who made a special dedication to Jennifer Lopez and her mysterious, plural womb trolls at a recent concert:

“To the most beautiful mother in the world. For you both, and your kids.”

Of course, he could just be referring to Marc’s kids from a previous marriage to Dayanara Torres, but we’d prefer to think he just, one day, perked up his ears, held a finger to the wind and said, in a low and mysterious whisper, “Twinth. She’s having twinth.” And then he did a pirouette.

Alejandro Sanz Talks About Jennifer Lopez Kidsssss! [Latin Gossip]

Comments

“Her mysterious plural womb trolls” shall go down in the annals of Guanabee history. Or is that anals?

Perez H said J.Lo might be in labor in NY …i doubt it though cuz he is the only one sayin it.

i was there. it was awkward .
i was on the other side of the damn theatre and i saw lopez’ clearly. she is huge. if not with twins, then the cloverfield monster.

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