Alessandra Ambrosio Is The Second Knocked-Up Brazilian Model Of The Day

16 January 2008, 12:15 PM. By Guanabee Staff

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Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio is pregnant. The 26-year-old is reported to already be a few months along. Comparatively, the rest of us are pretty much just taking a shit in the gene pool.

Babies truly are the new rehab. They’re so cute! And cuddly! They can fit into your purse with such ease! They’re high in protein!

And are quite a good source of clean-burning fuel, too.

Mamacita Alessandra! [Lossip]
Earlier: Matthew McConaughey Impregnates Brazilian Model, Celebrates With Naked Bongo Jamboree

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   Latin_Princess wrote

   One year ago

   My uterus feels especially empty today.

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   latinogamer wrote

   One year ago

   Knockin up brazilian bitches is the AMERICAN thing to do…lets just hope they grown up speaking english….

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