All Dogs Go To Heaven, Even The Bitches

If this post could be an emoticon, it would be a super special one you’d have to pay to download of a tiny puppy shedding a big tear. And also it has angel wings. Mexican singing stoner Paulina Rubio’s Pomeranian, Miranda, is now drinking from the giant toilet bowl in the sky. Report the teary-eyed folks at People en Español:

Miranda, Paulina Rubio’s loveable dog, passed away from pulmonary infection on Dec. 24.

The Pomeranian spent 12 years at the side of the 36-year-old Mexican singer.

“Wherever Pau went, Miranda went. Let’s not forget her barks from the super song from the Pau-Latina album, and let’s remember that Miranda starred in a bunch of Pau’s videos,” it was expressed in a press release.

Rest in peace, Miranda Rubio Dosamantes. [Ed. note: You fucking kidding me with this?]

Good night, sweet angel!

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did

Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Hollywood created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid
Even when you died
Oh the press still hounded (lolz!!!) you
All the papers had to say
Was that Miranda was found in the nude

Paulina Rubio’s Dog Dies [People en Español]