Beyond The Barrio: Crochet Penis Cushion Makes Us Want To Cuddle (In) The Sofa Some More
24 January 2008, 12:00 PM. By Carlos Posas
Confused about chocha puppets? Not sure what to accessorize that chocha candle and ladyparts sofa sitting in your living room? How about some dick? Etsy superstar knittingkneedle is to crotchet what Michelangelo was to marble, and he creates the most fabulous Penis Cushions for your every need. According to his etsy site, his cockcheted creations are like the rainbow:
Multiple colors possible, so if you’d like one in a particular color I’ll do my best to make it for you.
Amen. You think he can make us a crocheted boyfriend to match the cock?
Penis Cushion [Etsy]
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Do they come in uncircumcised Latino size? … that would make me buy them!
I know what a certain someone is getting for Valentine’s day…
A rusty trombone. But these are cute, too.
I bet they will be as soft as the penii I’ve been dealing with lately.
but with a lot less excuses.
@jani
So true! and do you notice the hot guys dont “last” as long….tears.
@ Janie A Go-Go- you know you’re to blame for that right?
@ Rebekah. Pues after you, they were all PTSD. I had to go in there and give ‘em a helping hand; but to no avail. You messed them up real good, gurl!
Here is a note honey: Take the can of Goya beans out of your a-hole and stop pretending that your concha smells of Chanel#5.It just makes you look cheap.
Dang Janie I was just kidding! trying to rile people up, its something I love to do, probably due to my lack of self esteem… I love you!!! You did make me laugh, though
LOL @ Rebekah and Janie!!
That’s pretty creative.