Supposed-Latino and gay-hugger Bill Richardson has thrown in the presidential race towel and called it quits after disappointing results in the Iowa caucus and New Hampshire primary. Sadness! According to the New York Times:

In New Hampshire, Mr. Richardson gained less than five percent of the vote on Tuesday. In Iowa last Thursday, he came in with two percent of the caucus vote, despite having spent weeks campaigning in the state and flooding the airwaves with a series of commercials that portrayed him as a job seeker in front of a bored interviewer, unimpressed with his extensive résumé.

Yawn…Huh, what? Of course, what remains to be seen is who his meager supporters will follow next: the browner Obama, or the vagina-wielding Killa “Thrilla from Manila” Hilla. Stay tuned!

Richardson Drops Out of Democratic Race [New York Times]