Bill Richardson Drops Out Of Presidential Race, Dashes Our Dreams Of Burrito Tuesdays At The Casa Blanca

9 January 2008, 10:21 PM. By Carlos Posas

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Supposed-Latino and gay-hugger Bill Richardson has thrown in the presidential race towel and called it quits after disappointing results in the Iowa caucus and New Hampshire primary. Sadness! According to the New York Times:

In New Hampshire, Mr. Richardson gained less than five percent of the vote on Tuesday. In Iowa last Thursday, he came in with two percent of the caucus vote, despite having spent weeks campaigning in the state and flooding the airwaves with a series of commercials that portrayed him as a job seeker in front of a bored interviewer, unimpressed with his extensive résumé.

Yawn…Huh, what? Of course, what remains to be seen is who his meager supporters will follow next: the browner Obama, or the vagina-wielding Killa “Thrilla from Manila” Hilla. Stay tuned!

Richardson Drops Out of Democratic Race [New York Times]

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  1. (+1)
    Edward J. Olmos wrote

    *** Pours out the Kahlua for Big B. ***

  2. (+1)
    Diego wrote

    I wouldn’t say that there won’t be burritos at the Casa Blanca. Hopefully he’ll be VP or in the Cabinet, thereby ensuring tacos at the White House.

  3. Latin_Princess
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    Latin_Princess wrote

    @ Diego: ¡Amén hermano!

  4. (+1)
    nanita wrote

    Single-handedly raising the Latino dropout rate.

  5. Cindy Casares
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    La Cindy wrote

    Can we just have a big round of applause for “the vagina-wielding Killa “Thrilla from Manila” Hilla”? props, G.

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