WednesdayJanuary162008

Britney Spears Is A Devout, Hungry Mexican't

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Because this is what the world has some to and we’re not one to pretend to be better than this, we’re going to go ahead and report that Britney Spears, perhaps jealous of her younger sister, skipped a court hearing over the custody of her two children to attend church and eat at a Mexican Latin-inspired restaurant of indeterminate cultural origin. Gaucho Grill on Ventura Boulevard in Studio City, CA, to be exact. Looking like a greasy chicken drumstick wrapped in a dirty mantilla.

Let’s speculate on what she ate! A chicken taco? A beef enchilada? Nachos? Her own hand?

Britney Looking Rough on a Tough Day [Omg]

Comments

She probably tried to be hip and ordered pupusas

Gaucho Grill is NOT a mexican restaurant. it’s an Argentine inspired Denny’s.

am i gonna have to punch someone in the guadalips today?

Duh…there is Gauchos in Argentina…maybe the guanabees read it as gacho….reading comprehension for the win!

@ el smrtmnky: Frealzies? Every news outlet is calling it Mexican. Maybe they just mean Brown.

If Dipshit-Brit is really jealous of her Chola sister, she should start eating Mexican food. And she should stop eating birth control pills. That should fix it.

@alex: yeppers.
http://www.gauchogrillrestaurant.com/?page=6

i used to eat there all the time, when it was conveniently located on my block. got piggy with it quite often.

The icon looks so much like the Lowrider magazine icon….no wonderz

Oh, Shitney, are you batshit crazy.

Yes, Gaucho Grill is quite tasty. I been there and stuff.

The Associated Press has already written her obit. Just in case…

greasy gauchos from argentina duhhh

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