D-Listed Gives Hannah Montana Mom Her Own Chola Name
4 January 2008, 6:30 PM. By Daniel Mauser
As noted earlier, both big stories from Christmas week involved embarrassing Latinos. (Proof of the New Latino World Order? We think so, Tom Tancredo!) And no one makes us more proud than Priscilla Ceballos the nice lady with the eyebrows who encouraged her daughter to write an essay about her father dying in Iraq so that she could win some tickets to, of all things, a Hannah Montana concert. (Now if it had been “Hanna Babara On Ice,” we would totally understand.)
Of course, the story was completely made up and Ms. Priscilla was all, “What? We never said it was true! People write essays all the time. They don’t have to be true.” Um, yes, Priscilla. Actually, they do. And the whole time her eyebrows never moved because, THEY ARE SO PAINTED ON. It’s for all these reasons that D-Listed dubs Priscilla Ceballos with her own chola name, “Fake Girl.”
I’ve become obsessed with Priscilla. Mostly because she looks like one of my cholita friends [in] junior high school. That bitch had my back.
She reminds us of Boy Shakira, but anyway, “Fake Girl” has a nice ring to it.
Chola Mom Explains Herself [d-Listed]
Earlier: Mother Apologizes For Hannah Montana Hoax. We Don’t Forgive Her For Those Eyebrows.
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cheese I still cannot get over those eye brows… I can’t stop stairing at them!
she totally read this book
Sin Boldy! By David R. Williams
It totally tells you to lie when writing a paper. Check Chapter 4, Choosing Your Voice.
What about Ana Barbara on ice?
OMG, this is hilarious. I never had any self-identified chicano or cholo (or chola) friends growing up. They were mysterious and sometimes dangerous others that one usually sees on talk shows. Remember Geraldo?
Nice try, Priscilla. Also, she’s nothing like Boy Shakira. That boy is revolting, but he has a heart of gold. If heaven does exist, then surely there’s a place for Boy Shakira right next to the deity. Priscilla, I suspect, is a lost cause. Most embarrassing Latina? Yep!