FridayJanuary182008

Diego Luna And Sean Penn Will Play Lovers Onscreen, We'll Be Playing Offscreen

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Maybe actor Sean Penn’s mouth will finally be occupied if rumors that Diego Luna will play his onscreen love interest prove true. Sean Penn is set to play politician Harvey Milk, with Diego Luna playing his younger, hotter, less crazy-eyed luvah.

Of course, this news would probably be hotter if Sean didn’t look like a prune that had already passed through someone’s system.

Sean Penn ¡DE NOVIO CON DIEGO LUNA! [TV Chismes]

Comments

The twinky defense all over again…I wonder if they are going to show the killer eating twinkies before he blasts him in his sf office….

Considering that its Diego Luna that he will be eating, maybe they will call it “The Bizcocho Defense”

It just keeps getting better in my mind when I picture it.

Aaaaaahhhhh yes, homogay lovin’ and pastries, just my fetish.

It was Harve Milk’s killer that ate the twinkies, not the gay lover. Also, Mayor Moscone was also killed in that incident, but not one ever remembers him.

And that assassination gave birth to the politico-spawn from hell, Dianne Feinstein.

Gay, straight, twinkies, dirty dancing, whatever. I still love me some Diego Luna. Yum!

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