As noted earlier, both big stories from Christmas week involved embarrassing Latinos. (Proof of the New Latino World Order? We think so, Tom Tancredo!) And no one makes us more proud than Priscilla Ceballos the nice lady with the eyebrows who encouraged her daughter to write an essay about her father dying in Iraq so that she could win some tickets to, of all things, a Hannah Montana concert. (Now if it had been “Hanna Babara On Ice,” we would totally understand.)

Of course, the story was completely made up and Ms. Priscilla was all, “What? We never said it was true! People write essays all the time. They don’t have to be true.” Um, yes, Priscilla. Actually, they do. And the whole time her eyebrows never moved because, THEY ARE SO PAINTED ON. It’s for all these reasons that D-Listed dubs Priscilla Ceballos with her own chola name, “Fake Girl.”

I’ve become obsessed with Priscilla. Mostly because she looks like one of my cholita friends [in] junior high school. That bitch had my back.

She reminds us of Boy Shakira, but anyway, “Fake Girl” has a nice ring to it.

Chola Mom Explains Herself [d-Listed]
Earlier: Mother Apologizes For Hannah Montana Hoax. We Don’t Forgive Her For Those Eyebrows.