Do Not Attempt To Tell America Which Prisoners They Can And Cannot Kill

Did you know if you commit a heinous felony punishable by death here in America, but then flee to Mexico for refuge, you can get out of being executed? The Mexican government will often not release such fugitives to the States unless America promises not to harm a hair on their head and, frankly, America has had just about enough of this free-love, hippy shit:

“We find it extremely disturbing that the Mexican government would dictate to us, in Arizona, how we would enforce our laws at the same time they are complaining about our immigration laws,” said Barnett Lotstein, special assistant to the prosecutor in Maricopa County, Arizona, which includes Phoenix.

What the American justice officials fail to realize is that life inside a Mexican prison is a fate worse than death. Allow us to introduce your cellmate, “Chiquito.”

U.S. fugitives in Mexico spared death penalty [MSNBC]