MondayJanuary282008

Drug Dealer William Torres Commits Crimes Against People, Fashion, Our Retinas

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William Torres, a 21-year-old drug dealer from Allentown, Pennsylvania, was arrested on Saturday with two counts of homicide. While dressed like a 14-year-old pregnant chola:

Police said Torres, whose last known address was 436 Turner St., Allentown, gunned down two men at Fourth and Allen streets last month. According to court documents, Torres admitted killing the men.
Torres was driving on Turner Street Friday afternoon when he was pulled over by police and arrested. He was wearing a hooded sweartshirt with a skull-head pattern on it, pajama bottoms and fuzzy lion-faced slippers at the time. He was still wearing the get-up when he was arraigned after midnight at Lehigh County prison.

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Allentown man charged in two homicides [The Morning Call]

Comments

Thats his version of the trendy cholo slipper. He’s making a statement…king of the jungle.

Christ - I hope this doesn’t start a new fashion trend with the mafiosos. I’m sorry, I just can’t buy my blow from someone dressed like this.

—LC

i think i won him once at a carnival

Christ - I hope this doesn’t start a new fashion trend with the mafiosos. I’m sorry, I just can’t buy my blow from someone dressed like this.

—LC

maybe he was on something when he got dressed?
or maybe he was thinking about the xmas tiger attack over here is san pancho… you know for protection ..’dont mess with me sucka or my lions will kill you’

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