MondayJanuary142008

"El Gordo Y La Flaca" Say It Is So: Hugo And Naomi Sitting In A Completely Effed Up Tree

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A reliable tipster writes to say:

Univision’s “Flaco y Gordo” (sic) is reporting that Naomi Campbell is allegedly having an affair with Hugo Chavez, president of Venezuela and socialist pig.

We did not add the pig part. Although we totally would if anyone asked us to. Mazal Tov, you two, crazy love birds. Emphasis on the crazy, natch.

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Meh, she’ll end up throwing a phone at him during their first lovers’ quarrel and the fairytale romance will abruptly end. It’s just a matter of time.

You win, DrGirlfriend! That is what I came here to say. That and eiw.

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