Eva Longoria plays a dead ex-girlfriend in her latest movie, Title We Can’t Even Be Bothered To Look Up, which seems about the right fit for her acting range. Anyway, turns out she’s annoying and possessive, even in death:

“I would sabotage every relationship he is in. I would not let him move on, I’d just lay in bed and watch him.

“He’s not doing anything without me. I’d be like if I’m going to the afterlife you’re coming with me.”

The stunning brunette says she doesn’t believe in ghosts though.

Stunning like a Taser to the balls.

She said: “I believe more in angels than ghosts. I believe there are people who have passed on that are with us and watching us.

“I find that comforting rather than you are all alone in this world,” she said on ITV’s This Morning.

We find it comforting that, if we turn off the TV and the computer, it’s as if Eva Longoria never existed.

Eva Longoria wants to haunt her husband [Show Biz Spy]