Eva Longoria Is Not Pregnant, Just Fat
15 January 2008, 3:15 PM. By Alex Alvarez
Big, fat actress Eva Longoria squashes non-existent rumors that she’s pregnant by saying, no, she’s just morbidly obese. As usual:
“Tony [Parker, her husband] wants his children to be able to see him play… and I’d like lots of little TP juniors.”
Haha. TP.
But Longoria insists rumours she is already with child are premature - she is just fat.
The Latina admits she has gained weight during a hiatus from ‘Desperate Housewives’, brought about by the ongoing Hollywood writers strike.
She explains: “We’ve been on strike, so I’ve been home in Texas. I’ve gained 10 pounds just cooking and eating.”
Yeah, we always gain weight by cooking. In fact, we’ve put on five pounds just waiting on this batch of crystal meth.
Longoria under pressure to become a mum [Ireland On-Line]
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OMG what a fkn fatass! Quick someone get that heffer a slim fast
She probably went from a dollar and change to a dollar and a quarter, no way she is fat, just getting her chango on
She gives all that explanation for a measly ten pounds… but still no explanation for that face.
Maybe it’s a cultural thing. Sadly, it’s been reported that 70% of Mexican American women in the states are overweight (and I think a little less than half are obese). That’s really sad. I encourage Cindy to organize some sort of march or awareness campaign. Possible topics to consider:
1. Tell the average Mexican American woman to stop feeding her fat face. Seriously, if you’re eating more than 2,000 calories a day (and you’re 5 feet tall), then that’s a problem.
2. Stop having babies. It’s the 21st century; you don’t need 10 kids to help maintain a farm. Just have one or two, give your body a rest.
3. Get your fat ass to the gym. If gym membership fees are too expensive for you, then go to a local park and just walk or jog for an hour or so. Stop being lazy.
4. Vote for Hillary!!!!!!!!!!
I love helping the less fortunate. Some may not agree with my methods. Tough love may seem mean and callous. But it’s still love! Sigh.