Comments on: Eva Longoria Is Not Pregnant, Just Fat http://guanabee.com/2008/01/eva-longoria-is-not-pregnant-just-fat/ Spicy Coverage: Gossip, media, culture and lifestyle for Latinos. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:54:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Guana Bust A Nut http://guanabee.com/2008/01/eva-longoria-is-not-pregnant-just-fat/#comment-5732 Guana Bust A Nut Thu, 17 Jan 2008 08:51:08 +0000 http://guanabee.com/wordpress/?p=2042#comment-5732 Maybe it's a cultural thing. Sadly, it's been reported that 70% of Mexican American women in the states are overweight (and I think a little less than half are obese). That's really sad. I encourage Cindy to organize some sort of march or awareness campaign. Possible topics to consider: 1. Tell the average Mexican American woman to stop feeding her fat face. Seriously, if you're eating more than 2,000 calories a day (and you're 5 feet tall), then that's a problem. 2. Stop having babies. It's the 21st century; you don't need 10 kids to help maintain a farm. Just have one or two, give your body a rest. 3. Get your fat ass to the gym. If gym membership fees are too expensive for you, then go to a local park and just walk or jog for an hour or so. Stop being lazy. 4. Vote for Hillary!!!!!!!!!! I love helping the less fortunate. Some may not agree with my methods. Tough love may seem mean and callous. But it's still love! Sigh. Maybe it’s a cultural thing. Sadly, it’s been reported that 70% of Mexican American women in the states are overweight (and I think a little less than half are obese). That’s really sad. I encourage Cindy to organize some sort of march or awareness campaign. Possible topics to consider:

1. Tell the average Mexican American woman to stop feeding her fat face. Seriously, if you’re eating more than 2,000 calories a day (and you’re 5 feet tall), then that’s a problem.

2. Stop having babies. It’s the 21st century; you don’t need 10 kids to help maintain a farm. Just have one or two, give your body a rest.

3. Get your fat ass to the gym. If gym membership fees are too expensive for you, then go to a local park and just walk or jog for an hour or so. Stop being lazy.

4. Vote for Hillary!!!!!!!!!!

I love helping the less fortunate. Some may not agree with my methods. Tough love may seem mean and callous. But it’s still love! Sigh.

]]> By: Latin_Princess http://guanabee.com/2008/01/eva-longoria-is-not-pregnant-just-fat/#comment-5731 Latin_Princess Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:55:42 +0000 http://guanabee.com/wordpress/?p=2042#comment-5731 She gives all that explanation for a measly ten pounds... but still no explanation for that face. She gives all that explanation for a measly ten pounds… but still no explanation for that face.

]]> By: latinogamer http://guanabee.com/2008/01/eva-longoria-is-not-pregnant-just-fat/#comment-5730 latinogamer Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:43:22 +0000 http://guanabee.com/wordpress/?p=2042#comment-5730 She probably went from a dollar and change to a dollar and a quarter, no way she is fat, just getting her chango on She probably went from a dollar and change to a dollar and a quarter, no way she is fat, just getting her chango on

]]> By: macjunkie http://guanabee.com/2008/01/eva-longoria-is-not-pregnant-just-fat/#comment-5729 macjunkie Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:38:29 +0000 http://guanabee.com/wordpress/?p=2042#comment-5729 OMG what a fkn fatass! Quick someone get that heffer a slim fast OMG what a fkn fatass! Quick someone get that heffer a slim fast

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